Been So Long...

...Since I`ve posted. A thousand apologies to the very few who view this blog. Anyways...Me, Chiharu, Miho and Kazu go on a double date to Knott`s Berry Farm. We scored a sweet deal from this veteran trying to make the hustle. Government fucked him over just like the rest of the veterans. He gets all 4 of us in for 45 bucks. That`s pretty fucking cheap compared to some Hina tryin to slang tickets 30 each...pshhh, weak.

Standing in line for Ghost Rider. Damn, couldn`t stop laughing! 6 Beers and a muffin + Ghost Rider = Exctasy!

Ah Yes! Orbit found!

Miho being Miho.

A new addition to our entourage was this blue ass perverted looking monster. We nicknamed him "Hentai Monster." He wants ta fuck!

...already making moves.

Kiks X Kagoshima in the house.

...The End.

Work Hard, Play Harder

Aiight, so I was takin pics for Brian at work and since we`ve been hella slow, I just shot Mamo-san eating and Yay-pee doing what he does best.

Later that night, had some bomb ass fish and beer with Chi-chan. MmMm...おいしかった！Don`t that look bomb!?

The following night, we have our weekly Boy`s Night Out, usually me, Jape, and SOMETIMES...A-yay. Just messin A-yay. A surprise guest and addition to last time`s events, Dante, came along for the ride. And what a ride it was. With granted permission from Dante, we were able to say the "N" word, n***a, notice, it ends with -A not -ER. Anyways, glad you came out homie, and got the job done. Here`s some pics of the train wreckage.

Jape`s great idea of mixing salt, pepper, and Tatonka stout into his Red Jeremiah. Here`s some reaction to his taste test.

I always piss on my car.

Ripped.

Brian`s A Bitch

Ok, right now this is what you`re gonna do: sit down on your honch, arms behind you waiting to catch you, then you take a deep gasp of air, close yours eyes shut, then...with 5 seconds of build-up...LAUGH HARD! LAUGH VERY FUCKING HARD, JUST LAUGH HARD AS FUCK!!

Sorry Brian, that shit is the TROOF son!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! x 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Introducing...White Beast

I`m not gonna ramble too much about what happened this day because the pictures pretty much say it all. I am the proud owner of a 91 Honda Accord EX! Dude, can`t get no better than that. I could say a lot of work has gone into fixing this beauty into what she is today. A lesser man would not be able to appreciate the prestine dignity that this car holds. "Fuck the rest!" is what this car screams at you. Check her insides and outsides out...and YES, I do live in her.

Game recognize game, son.

Oh, How Bomb I Feel

I know this post is 3 days late, but I can vaguely recall the events that happened that day, which was Sunday afternoon. The day starts, I wake up from on hell of a night with Jape and Chiharu, which consisted of tainted brownies that were hard as fuck, and a pitcher of Tatonka Stout. For some reason I was still high from the night before, which then continued the Sunday morning. Here`s how it went down. Jape didn`t finish his other half of the batch, so I took the liberty to finish it for him.

On my way to Trader Joe`s, I felt the high sneaking up on me and then after 20 minutes after consumption, I was a complete wreck. I managed to pick up a blue label Chimay though. That mixed with tainted muffins was more than I expected prior to an appointment we had at the Hiroshi Salon art show.


Thanks to Maiko, who so diligently prepared Oden for supper, and YES! it was SUPER! Peep the meal!

After dinner, I was feeling horny and creative, so I drew out my thoughts out of perversion. Hence, complete and intricate detail in the drawings. I don`t know who that old lady is but Chiharu drew her, but then I added my own touch to it. Oreo has a big dick for his size as well. Bigger than mine I must say. He snuggles with his penis all the time.

Self explanatory. Not for the kids.

...Holy F***, What`s Going On?

The past few days and weeks I`ve been repeatedly telling myself, "for sure I`m gonna diet, no beer, no mexican food, and no eating after 9p.m." Oh damnit, that never works. Instead I did the complete opposite, and with a vengeance. I`m on a rampage against my own liver and kidneys. Here`s a recap of the impromptu beer pong party we had. Let`s just say I don`t remember the ride home. Seriously I`m fucking ripped right now.

...In the bellies of the beasts. Take heed of the glorious Merona underwear that Kenny`s wearing. Me-me-me-me-rooOoOoOonAA!

We all know what Sager`s only skill is...

Once again, MERONA. Just a random drunk picking up Melvin.

Tell you the truth, I was grabbing Joemm`s penis head, really fuckin hard!

...REALLY HARD!

...The almighty keg-stands...basically it`s INSTANT TRASH!

...fuck that post took forever. It was worth the time spent...damn fuck this.